A few years back we did a fun little feature titled The 25 Sexiest Banned Commercials of All Time and we regularly feature sexy ads on the site.

Last week we saw the following article make the rounds on the Internet: 12 Ads that Prove Sex Still Sells. And it got us thinking… does anyone really need proof that sex sells?

This German ad for Bontrust Finance is… unexpected, to say the least. This sort of thing would never fly in the US. Well done though. Unfortunately, it looks like the Bontrust girl is a total whore. How dare she cheat on Lincoln… and with Mao of all people.

Credits:
Client: Bontrust Finance
Agency: Grabarz & Partner
Creative Director: Fedja Kehl,
Paul von Mindahl
Production Company: Optix Kreation
Animation Director: Andreas Pohl
Art Director: Petra Delitsch
Lead 3D Artist: Markus Geerts
3D Artist: Michael Gottschalk,
Florian Weyh,
Marc Goecke

Everyday the internet exists, it seems another sexual fetish springs into existence. According to “Rule #34″, “if it exists, there is porn of it“; and this definitely appears to be the case. LoveBugz.net is a website that supposedly supports the practice of keeping a specially bred strain of Japanese “pet” pubic lice in your pubic hair and sharing them with your sex partner. There are a million reasons to believe this is a hoax, but only one reason to believe it’s real; and that one reason is that it’s amazingly hilarious.

According to the website:
“…they just live happily in your underwear. It’s so COOL! They grow, and have families. You can feel em living and crawling around. It’s like having personal Sea monkeys in your pants Seriously, though, they really are my personal pets that go everywhere with me. You get attached to them like any pet.”
Indeed, sounds lovely. Read on for the whole story:

I’m all for personal liberty and freedom. You should have the freedom to do whatever you please with your sexual partner, and if that includes cultivating a miniature tribe of pubic lice in your crotch and infecting a willing partner with said lice… have a blast. But I’m not going to pretend like it’s not FREAKING HILARIOUS.

I think the comedian Louis CK hit the nail on the head with a similar line of reasoning:

So LoveLicers are funny, that much we’ve established. The question is, are these mythical crab-bearers real, or are they just a hilarious invention of the inerwebs?

Well, a blogger named BugGirl wrote a post a while back about the Lice Lovers, debunking their Louse Lovery. She actually sent away for the “specially bred Japanese lice” and got an envelope in the mail containing pube clippings, sand, a letter, and some other random non-louse related sprinkles. She looked at everything under a microscope and found zero louse related goodness. Oh well, Santa Claus isn’t real either.

and here is the letter that came with is:

A few months ago I wrote some words about American Apparel’s style of advertising, and how I think they’ve really tapped in to our collective idea of what’s sexy in the internet-pron age. That porn chic style of advertising has been serving them well so far, and just recently, they turned it up a notch and released a few ads with actual nudity. Now, I’m the first to say that some of AA’s original ads were actually more sexually explicit than an image of a woman’s nipple, but it’s still a line, and they’ve crossed it. Whether this will be a positive or a negative for them is still in question.

However, they’re not the only ones flaunting bewbz these days. The skin is spreading. Urban Outfitters has much less clothing on the models than usual in it’s newest catalog. But they’re still shooting in that hazy, soft-focus sepia that we’re so used to, so they can’t say they’re all that cutting edge just yet. Read on to see some pictures of the naked bodies selling clothes:

Currently, two websites are running AA’s nude ads – Debauchette and Reverse Cowgirl.

But AA and UO aren’t the only flashers in the fashion industry right now. I don’t have many concrete examples, but I swear it’s getting a lot more naked around here. The fashion shows seem much more nippely than usual and the fancy artfreak fashionistas seem to be publishing more skin than I remember seeing before. One example: Gravure Magazine’s black-and-white, 28-page spread of naked hot bodies. I sense a trend.

some of the American Apparel ads:

pics from the Urban Outfitters catalog:

and a few of Gravure Magazine’s noodz:

I don’t know who added the Lego logo and the For Adults on the bottom right hand corner, but these are most definately not new Lego ads. Don’t get me wrong, I think they’d make really awesome Lego ads, except for the fact that they’re not made out of Legos, but still; you know what I mean. Either way, the truth about these interesting pics is that they’re taken for a French magazine called Amusement by a photographer named Jean-Yves Lemoigne, who’s work I’m actually quite fond of.

He’s done ads for several different companies before, but Lego is not among them, sad to say. Nevertheless, they’re cool pics, so read on to see the rest of them in full size:

Click the thumbnail for a full size image:

And here is the original image from the magazine:

I think this just might be my favorite thing ever, this week. The Tiddy Bear (IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE TITTY!) is a little bear-shaped pad that keeps the seatbelt from digging into your… shoulder. It’s basically a Beanie Baby that fits on your seatbelt. Man, Beanie Babies… what ever happened to those? 85% of all grandmothers out there have a large portion of their life savings investing in those ridiculous things. Fifty dollars for an elephant with a fireman’s hat? Come on!this

Really though, Tiddy Bear thing is genius. They already sell high-quality seatbelt pads at Target for under 10 dollars. The makers of the Tiddy Bear took that idea, and made it shaped like a bear so they could use their ultra-hilarious double entendre name, and charged an extra 5 bucks. Well played, makers of the Tiddy Bear Comfort Strap, well played.

(via Tiddy Bear)

Now this is a hot commerical. Kudos to Guitar Hero for putting this out. Heidi Klum, we bow at your feet.

The only way this ad could have been hotter would have been to have a real band (a group) of hot girls in their underwear dancing around. Presumably, we’ll get the Victoria’s Secret crew in the next commerical.

We’re big fans of Agent Provocateur here at AdSavvy. They’re hip, they have quality collections, and their advertising is top notch. Plus they always have the hottest models. We can’t get enough, and neither can consumers apparently. Even in economic tough times, AD is doing well.

The company is poised for some rapid expansion following last years’s $120 million dollar acquisition by the private equity firm, 3i Group. There are already 40 boutiques worldwide, including 8 in the US, and their planning on building even more: Boston, Chicago, Bahrain, Geneva, Puerto Barres, Madrid, St. Petersburg, and Germany to name a few. AD also had a fragrance launch party in London recently where Daisy Lowe showed off the goods on the catwalk.
Check out Daisy Lowe’s near-naked hotness; plus more recent sexy adverts:

AD recently launched a new fragrance called DD. At the launch party at the Dolce nightclub in London, recent post girl Daisy Lowe hit the catwalk in only a thong and nipple tassels. Good times.
Runway audience included: Kate Moss, Kelly Osborne and Sadie Frost. How do I get in to these parties?

Also, check out some of the recent ads for AD’s planned expansion:

Agent Provocateur constantly pushes the envelope when it comes to sexy advertising. This Kylie Minogue ad came out in December of 2001 and caused a huge hullabaloo. It was banned by UK TV networks (all 1 of them, the BBC), and it ended up only able to be shown in movie theaters.

Luckily it made it’s way to the internet and became one of the most viewed videos ever. Some estimates say this particular video has been viewed over 360 million times. Sex sells.

Finished watching? Ok, stand up…

Agent Provocateur is known for it’s very sexy ad campaigns. In the past they’ve had Kate Moss, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Peaches Geldof, and recently, Daisy Lowe; all ultra-hotties in their own right. But supermodel Helena Christensen is the newest freshbody in the AP ads.

Agent Provocateur’s ads are always interesting and usually have some sort of story line or theme. This time is pirates; mind-bogglingly sexy pirates. The Danish model stars as a female pirate who’s seducing the captain of the ship she’s attempting to plunder. Their website also has an insanely sexy video starring Christensen and Alice Dellal with cryptic clues and a choose-your-own-adventure feel.

Check out the hotness: