Category — Super Bowl Commercials
One commercial stands out amongst all the advertising aimed at geeks through the years. Though you might not have seen it air live, you will certainly know about it and will have seen it since.
Which ad am I referring to?
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March 18, 2008 1 Comment
8 ways it could have been even hotter: the Victoria’s Secret Super Bowl commercial starring Adriana Lima
1 where were those legs? You’ve seen them– they go on for days. So, tell me… How did the producers manage to keep them off the monitor?
2 the woman was sitting down. The only time the world should be deprived of seeing such a beautiful creature standing up is if she’s on her back, or on all fours.
3 a little more action. A female as gorgeous as Adriana Lima needs to be seen in action to be fully appreciated. Crawling towards you, walking away from you…
4 girl has mad back. Here we have a specimen who possesses one of the most spectacular rear ends known to human existence, and also a few producers who somehow thought we wouldn’t feel cheated out of viewing it.
5 more cleavage, please. The girl’s profession is modeling bras and underwear for a living, so we know she can maximize what she’s got going on. Who’s idea was it to put her in non-cleavage-enhancing lingerie?
6 everything about her was understated. Considering every feature that she has is completely exaggerated, I feel that this particular portrayal of Miss Lima was just downright criminal.
7 that football she was holding obstructed the view. Not that anyone one would mind watching her play any sport… I just know that we would all rather see her stretched out across the goal line.
8 just hose her down. This is one thought that can instantly take you from mental image to full-blown day dream.
February 19, 2008 2 Comments