The Furry Love Rug – You’ll Never Go Back To An Ordinary Bed Again

PopCrunch has this odd advertisement for the Love Rug, which was a perfect example of 1970s freakiness. Made of polyester, of course, the advertisement offers it as an inanimate object to complete the threesome you’ve always dreamed of.

Heres the complete text of the ad:

Once you feel the sensuous delight of the furry love rug, you’ll never go back to an ordinary bed again.
As you stroke, it strokes. The incredibly soft furlike fibers caress your bodies from head to toe. It’s almost like having another love there with the two of you.
The Love Rug is as beautiful to look at as it is to feel. Only another animal of it’s stripe could tell it wasn’t real fur. Only $150 in your favorite fur texture. Choose Mink, Lynx, or Jaguar. But be sure to order now!